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[Loki]

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[Galeocerdo Cuvier]


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2009-12-23 [Toddy]: lol

weoird, i lost conversation while not even knowing it

maybe i am drunks

2010-01-31 [Doll]: oh yay 3 contestants!!!!

2010-01-31 [Bat Zaddy]: Yup, it's [Isfet]'s man. Haha

2010-01-31 [Doll]: lol, nice

2010-01-31 [Bat Zaddy]: Yeah, he's a faggot.
lmao, just kiiiidding.

2010-01-31 [Doll]: LOL >.<

2010-01-31 [Bat Zaddy]: For some reason I keep calling everyone a fag
haha

2010-01-31 [Doll]: lol, pot calling the kettle black?

kidding O.O

2010-01-31 [Wan-wan]: LOl

2010-01-31 [Bat Zaddy]: Ahaha. :P SHUT UP. >_>
I'm a pink Kettle, kthnx.

2010-01-31 [Isfet]: He's not a FAGGOOTTT!! AHHH
He just dresses like he's kinda gay.
HE'S JUST FASHIONABLE.
Don't judge him. o_O;;

2010-01-31 [Bat Zaddy]: lmfao. I love you.

2010-01-31 [Isfet]: Yeah, yeah. I speak truth is all x.o

2010-01-31 [Bat Zaddy]: I know, haha

2010-01-31 [Isfet]: but I luffs him anyway. Despite his metrosexual ways.

2010-02-03 [Isfet]: Yay, voting.

2010-02-03 [D'Avanjou]: HA HA HA ..... toothpicks

2010-02-03 [Isfet]: Lol, but mine is a sexy toothpick XD

2010-02-03 [D'Avanjou]: Hehehe okay I'll believe you. But just because it's YOU.

2010-02-03 [Isfet]: I know, I know. He is though. He's actually a hell of a lot stronger then he may look XD

2010-02-03 [D'Avanjou]: He's young yet, he'll grow

2010-02-03 [Isfet]: Haha XD

2010-02-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: @-@ FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

2010-02-03 [Isfet]: O_o

2010-02-03 [Doll]: *quickly throws on her wings and grabs her wand* you called? O.o

2010-02-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **points in my mouth at a loose tooth eyes wide**

2010-02-04 [Doll]: *waves wand and tooth sparkles and turns into candy* better?

2010-02-05 [Wan-wan]: i want to be cosmo

2010-02-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **jumps up and down excitedly**

2010-02-05 [Doll]: im not wanda -_-

2010-02-05 [Wan-wan]: lol

2010-02-05 [Doll]: actually i'd rather not be any character from that show :P

2010-02-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: yer ya own fairyness meow

2010-02-06 [Doll]: indeed i am ^_^

2010-02-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I totally bit the inside of my cheek.. blood mixed with grilled cheese.. how lovely^^

2010-02-06 [Doll]: actually a bet that isnt very bad...

2010-02-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMAO

not gag worthy but not the absolute best either

2010-02-06 [Doll]: ah, lol... ok then :P

2010-02-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **cheesy bloody grin**

2010-02-06 [Doll]: o-oh.. niiiice.... O.o

2010-02-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **winks playfully**

2010-02-06 [Doll]: *wiggles her nose for no reason*

2010-02-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **giggles softly**

2010-02-08 [Isfet]: Is the ratio of males to females really this pathetic that this few people vote on the awards with guys?

2010-02-08 [Wan-wan]: girls are better looking in general

2010-02-08 [Doll]: actually the ratio is pretty bad on here -_-
or it seems to be... *searches*
in the last week 489 males have been active
and 265 females have been active... yep, sad

2010-02-08 [Isfet]: Yeah.. I figured as much. Pretty pathetic.

2010-02-08 [Doll]: very bad... we need more of the girlies on this site >.>

2010-02-08 [Isfet]: True that.

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: >.>

lets make t shirts

2010-02-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I Love That Idea!]

2010-02-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Yah! I'ma make a shirt that says FAKE on it :D]

2010-02-13 [El]: dude voted for himself...laaaame

2010-02-14 [Isfet]: Inorite? It's all a popularity contest anyway though ... so it's not like it really matters.

2010-02-14 [El]: it's only a popularity contect sometimes...someone voting in their own favor shows...people DO care xD

2010-02-15 [Isfet]: I think more often then not when I look through contests it's popularity ... I mean, not even referring to this one in general but I've seen some shit sometimes.... I won't even get into it because I know it'll just offend people but ... it's bad sometimes. Really bad.

2010-02-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: Agreed[*CoughCough* >.> ... That's Life. People might acknowledge it but.. It's not going to change.]

2010-02-15 [Isfet]: Well even if it is "life" doesn't make it right. That's why it infuriates me. People should realize life isn't about who you know, it's about what shit is supposed to be about.... These are petty contests. So what if you vote for someone that actually has a better penis over your best friend? If they get offended then there's something wrong with them, it's just a bloody contest. But then again, even in real life with legitimate issues such as voting for president, it's all about popularity. Makes me sick.

2010-02-15 [Six.]: Well, I won, and I'm not popular at all.

2010-02-16 [El]: same...

2010-02-16 [Isfet]: Eh.

2010-02-16 [Six.]: [Isfet] no, this contest doesn't matter to the real world. Much like this whole website doesn't.

Fake is its own world, that's what we made it to be, that's how we play it.
We are who we want, when we want. Fuck, we can be animal people or dragons or whatever the hell we want.

This is Fake. If you aren't with us, you don't know about us.

So, no, this contest makes no difference to real life whatsoever.
But its fun, we get to see sexy men and women, tits and dick.
Why complain? Make your own contests with people you like.

That's the beauty of Fake, do whatever, or whoever you want.
:]

2010-02-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I also won.. (not the best penis award).. But when I was entered I was rather new to this site. :) & in all honesty, not to try and sound rude or ignorant but you could talk about this subject till your head falls off and it's not going to change peoples' minds. (No Offence.. Not trying to sound like I don't care or anything)]

2010-02-16 [Six.]: You're very right, and its a shame.

I think this is a place of fun, but lately all there seems to be is a lot of bitching.
But, props where they are due [Doll] is giving this place the kick up the arse it needed. The fact we are debating this wiki, and people are voting again is fairly fantastic, and the daily sex story is actually daily.
:]

2010-02-17 [Isfet]: It wasn't really bitching so much as stating a general opinion based on observation.

2010-02-18 [Doll]: these awards do seem to be popularity based, but people will vote for who they choose rather its a friend or really who they think should win :)
just the fact that yes, people are still voting and participating in the awards makes me a happy camper ^_^
go nom for other awards people :P

2010-02-18 [Six.]: Seriously, the amount of weight I've put on lately I could win best tits :p

Actually, I got a photo of me in drag with a rockin' cleavage.

2010-02-18 [Lollipop Rage]: *facetails*

2010-02-18 [Isfet]: ...wow.

2010-02-20 [Doll]: that would be so awesome O.O

2010-02-20 [Six.]: I'll rummage it out from where ever I've got it stashed, haha.
Sadly, I'm terribly unorganised, and if I'm not working, or seeing the boyfriend I'm hammered.
It makes for knowing where I've stashed things quite difficult :]

Edit:
Linkage http://fake.swedma.com/img/photo/2102_1225498069.jpg
Yeah, I make a fairly terrible girl.
But with tit tape, socks and a damn good bra, I get some rockin' tits.

2010-02-22 [Doll]: really you dont look that bad as a girl lol... and your right, those do look like nice boobies lol

2010-02-22 [Six.]: Hahaha, aww :]
Its easy to get nice boobs, Keira Knightly has some in PofC.
They had to draw them on in Arther.

2010-02-24 [Doll]: lol >.<
im glad mine are there even with out anything else...

2010-02-24 [Six.]: Haha, from your photos you appear to have a fantastic figure :]

2010-02-24 [Doll]: i try ^_^ of course genetics help...

2010-03-04 [Kourtney Love]: Soldier has my vote. haha ;)

2010-03-04 [.soldier]: =] Thank you.

2010-08-24 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Awww...let someone else have a chance for once.

2010-08-24 [Bat Zaddy]: Whaaa?

2010-08-26 [Ruprecht Romanova]: You seem to need to have a thumb in every pie, Mr. Valentine...try helping Fake anonymously sometime, if you really want to promote the site and get people into it, as you claim. Don't just use it as a vehicle for your own benefit and/or acclaim. It's not a rat race, it's a community. Do you know what that means?

As you may have surmised by now, we (the community) are not all your fans. Not by a long shot. Many of us are sick of seeing your name everywhere all over Fake, as if you created it and own it and maintain it all on your oddy-knocky. We know you don't, and we don't appreciate you acting like you do. We laugh good and hard over what a fool you make of yourself - king of Fake? King of Fools. 

Just maybe try and sit back for once without letting your over-inflated ego take the reins and let the community do its own thing with way less of your overwhelmingly oppressive input, see how it goes...? 

2010-08-26 [Mr. oogie boogie]: And with optimism such as yours, im sure this site would go far.. aye?

2010-08-26 [Bat Zaddy]: Wow, asshole much?

2010-08-26 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Betcha there's another essay on it's way ;D

2010-08-26 [Ultiem]: i betcha deep down inside it doesn't matter. either side will say what they want. people will laugh for a bit bitch more for a bit. and then like everything else get swept away

2010-08-26 [Bat Zaddy]: I agree. :]

2010-08-26 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I'd be willing to work behind the scenes anonymously to improve Fake, but I never said I'd fill in for anyone else. That's a far more noble act that what I see on other contests here.

As for Andrew James Valentine: yes, you are an asshole, anytime I've had the misfortune to have to hear your selfish, abusive, juvenile dribble. And yes, I am also an asshole, but I say it upfront and don't pretend otherwise like I've seen you do.

Salivating for an essay, Jackie? Of course you are, you love drama. Take your own advice - that you "don't stand a chance against" me and leave this debate to me the person I was addressing and me. 

2010-08-26 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Ohhhhh if only.. xD

2010-08-26 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Hey, Ultiem...you gotta stand up for what you believe in, and I am not afraid to do so. You know how I am well enough by now. I'm one of the few here who will actually speak their mind, and the world needs more that, or how will we ever get anything to change? I don't back down from what I believe in very easily. I may not win, but I stood up, and that's all that really counts with me.

And history has taught us that it's the bitching that gets results.

2010-08-26 [Bat Zaddy]: You done yet? :]

2010-08-26 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Just because you're capable or willing to write a relatively concise, coherent argument that backs up your points doesn't mean anyone is a lesser person for doing so. It means that person not only thinks but cares. Can you say or do the same? I haven't seen it yet, Fido, and I know you're not a complete airhead...

2010-08-26 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Perhaps. I think I got my point across well enough for now, but I shall reserve the right to speak my mind as I wish, even if it's in one of my infamous diary entries that some people find so interesting. 

You may now thank me for helping make Fake a better place by standing up to you. And the next time you visit me, don't be afraid to say something. Otherwise you just look like the pathetic, simpering king of fools you are.

2010-08-26 [Bat Zaddy]: That's because I don't really care what you say or think.

2010-08-26 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Of course you care, or you'd never have replied in your own defense as well as conscripted your flunky to speak up and also try to defend you. 

Ineffective on both counts, although Fido did better than you, so try something else next time, okay? This gets a wee bit repetitious when neither of you have a defense to offer but try to act like you do. And for fuck's sake, grow up already and leave others out of it. Be a man and fight your own battles. 

And even if you don't care, as you'd have us believe, I still laid into you on a very public board, and those who read it can make up their own minds....because this is a COMMUNITY, not just you and your deluded pack of fanboys.

2010-08-26 [Ultiem]: actually i do stand up for what i believe in, with more zeal than i do here because this is something i realised a long time ago when i ran this shit. its a popularity contest, the more shiny you have the more people tend to pay attention to you wanna be your friend and such. Fake awards is proof of this. bring your buddies and vote for me dont say nothing though or Ultiem will boot ya

2010-08-27 [Ruprecht Romanova]: And this is an issue I've come to believe in to the point that I really do want to see Fake make improvements and become more fun than it is or isn't right now (Doll is infectious with her zeal to revive this cesspit, bless her heart.) Members are dropping like flies. I'm even willing to participate myself - backstage, natch.

I'm dead sick of the popularity contest, and see no reason whatsoever to perpetuate it. We're adults here, or lie and say we are. We should be above that and capable of much more.

Why not try to get more people involved or interested in participating by offering more than one winning position, like say, 3, or maybe even 5? 

People are a lot more likely to want to be part of something like a contest if they have a better chance of actually being some sort of winner. It won't hurt anyone to hand out more than just one top prize, and it might draw more people in. 

People are more likely to bond in a circumstance like that, too, rather than the standard, traditional black-and-white competition being revamped and repeated ad nauseum (seemingly featuring the same old cliquey crap that alienates the community rather than interests the members here.)

The status quo with these rampant contests is not as functional as it could or should be. It's the same old thing, again and again, with the same faces/names reappearing all over. Perhaps it's time to try making a few changes and see what kind of response it gets.

2010-08-27 [DeeJay™]: well said, sir. well said :]
i actually proposed a trim-down of the categories and an upping of prized places a while ago - nothing was done. infact, i think more categories were added instead.

2010-08-27 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Thank you. I'm glad to hear you speak up and say you'd had similar ideas. Many of us here are sick of how things are - now we need to speak up and get something to change for the best interest of Fake.

Yeah...we should be able to do a lot better than the same thing with slightly different wording and the same boring banners, but the one who would call himself some sort of king who cranks out this schmaltz apparently can't handle that. 

2010-09-01 [drakkar]: <,< oh lawdy whole lotta chaos up in hurr durr (butthurt)

2010-09-01 [Ruprecht Romanova]: "Chaos is what we've lost touch with. This is why it is given a bad name. It is feared by the dominant archetype of our world, which is Ego, which clenches because its existence is defined in terms of control."
— Terence McKenna

"In chaos, there is fertility."
— Anaïs Nin

"You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Chaos in the world brings uneasiness, but it also allows the opportunity for creativity and growth.”
- Tom Barrett.

2010-09-01 [drakkar]: <,< and again another individual takes my ambiguous comments out of context...to be expected i suppose

2010-09-02 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Hey, those are some damn fine quotes, out of context or not...especially Nietzsche's. And McKenna's quote directly applies to the deposed fake king situation most fittingly.

And if "another individual again" (implying this is an on-going issue for you) takes your "ambiguous" comments out of context, with whom does the issue really lie? 

2010-09-02 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Came on to check messages from those who havnt got my email to contact me elsewhere, and i still get notified of this going on..

whether it was due to what you did or not bob, you got what you wanted, anyone willing to stand up to you is gone, bravo, the "real" king of fake is announced and you have made this site into what you really wanted.. dead.. no matter what spin you try to put on it, you singled out nik for no reason, and its obvious.. you didnt oppose to [Doll] running for queen of fake.. fact is, nik, whether you think it was for selfish reasons or not, put more effort into the site than anyone else was doing, if it seemed vain to you then fine, have your opinions.. the king and queen of fake competitions had standards to be able to apply, where as applicants had to have fulfilled certain criteria to the sites productivity, stupid contest or not (based on opinion) it had good motive.

As for calling people who stand up for nik flunkies? I may be that, as subtle as you were to aim it this way.. but truth is? yeah we dont talk much anymore, but i didnt have anything against you.. i was quite happy being civil, just because i just didnt always have the time to reply and talk, doesnt mean i didnt like you.. and you got hostile so i stopped replying anyway.. but then you target nik? At what point have you ever stated any issues with him before all this, he didnt "recruit" me to defend him, i had this page on watch since i first went on it, so i just saw the first comments aimed at him, did you try taking a civil approach to him about your issues first? Or did you just jump straight in for the attack.. i think it was the latter, as i say all this, i still dont hate you, but i think you were out of line.. i know my opinion wont matter much? As ive left the site.. but i couldnt stay silent on the issue since my last comment anymore.. change the record, let the subject die and get over it, you got what you wanted.. enjoy your new community.

2010-09-02 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I didn't oppose Doll because she's modest and forthright and isn't using Fake for personal gratification, as others seem to be. 

I wasn't the only one who stood up to Nik to mention maybe this is taking things a bit too far - re-read it all again. Now read the guestbooks between me and Nekko. The truth is, Nik was, in effect, alienating the members of this site with his "contributions", which were meant to benefit him more Fake as a whole. Plain and simple. I tried to explain that to you. 

And if you do all sorts of shit only to promote yourself rather than for the best interests of the community, that doesn't make you a better person...it makes you even worse.

This situation was not meant to have anything to do with you, Jack, it was between two entirely separate people who are not you, and you chose to insinuate yourself, thinking it was about you when you know damn well I've never liked Nik or had any respect for him, and you know why, too.

I, and several others, think Nik was out of line, and the king thing was the last straw. We hope for a better, more productive community, and it isn't all about me - I'm just the one who spoke up after someone else did.

No need to make it personal between us here - if you want to have your say, you know where I am and that I will listen. 

2010-09-02 [drakkar]: x3 why so serious doctah?

2010-09-02 [Ultiem]: to be honest both [Doll] and nik have a little bit of vanity about them. doll more than nik thats why she also agreed to having a queen of fake badge put on her page. neither of which was approved by the council as a whole. Think it was funny, i dont lurk enough to have even noticed they wanted to make me a king of fake

2010-09-04 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Why would i privately message you when you are starting stuff on here... and if it's between you two, and was nothing to do with me.. don't start it on a public forum, you know how to privately message people just as others do.. if you start spreading shit on a public forum for a bunch of cowards who wont also stand up? dont be shocked to find people who stand up against you for the sake of him.. just because you managed to gather a few people to share the same sinical views as you.. does not mean you are some big hero bringing down a tyrant..

Also, don't drag nekko into things, if he wanted to get involved publicly he would have.. but seems you are getting chummy to him.. when i had my big fall out with him.. did you "insinuate" yourself against him to defend a friend? I think so yes... i have no problem with nekko, we worked through our shit and got a friendship back..

You didn't do all this to destroy nik.. you did this to actual make people on this site realise you're still here and masked it in an attack..

If you thought i wouldnt stand up for nik you'd be wrong, and stand up for him against anyone.. it's what you do for loved ones >_>.. i didnt know you had anything against him, or why for that matter.. even if you did say ive probably ignored it..

Well, i hope this works out for you, you've driven someone you used to be close to off of the site.. you've driven others away.. and i hope it works out for you.. But it's stupid to think that participation on this site isn't based around getting ahead.. people only support the site to get the rewards.. that why the rewards are there... they make wikis and take active part in competitions to get badges and become eligible for applications such as trying to become staff... find someone took part and got a badge, who truthfully says the reason he aimed for the badge was for the good of the community..

This site was dead.. it wasn't the fact nik "wasn't giving other people a chance".. it just seemed like that as no-one else gived a fuck about participating alongside him.. if it bothered you so much, put a picture up on a contest and participate yourself instead of sitting by festering in your own grudge.. he got ahead because he actually wanted to.. this site is your main connection to most people.. and it was dying, and you couldn't handle it.. so you rounded up your little conspiracy gang and became bullies for your OWN selfish reasons.. gee how nobel *sarcasm*.. not to mention contradicting..

What a big man you are ganging up on someone and expecting others to sit by quietly.. i hope this site gets more productive which is of COURSE your "main goal".. not at all a pretext.. but make sure you stick around bobothy darling.. next time someone gets productive and takes part in one too many competitions, fake might need to you crush the next guy who tries to be active.. who knows, who knows, you might get what you want.. Fake will never change.

2010-09-04 [Ruprecht Romanova]: What you don't seem to get is, more than one person had the same feelings I had about what was going on here at Fake, and as part of the community, our thoughts were voiced, as is our right. I'm sorry you two couldn't handle hearing it, but leaving was your choice - no one forced or coerced anyone to leave.

Fake isn't my life, Jack, nor is it my primary social outlet. It is, however, the one place where people who think like me can openly speak their minds with little fear of censorship.

But by all means, accuse me of whatever you wish, without even bothering to ask me about it, as you have before. Believe whatever you want. 

This could get real ugly real fast, but I'll be a gentleman and reserve my other comments. 

2010-09-05 [DeeJay™]: i'd like to interject here.
"You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star." — Friedrich Nietzsche
 ..who the fuck wants to give birth to a dancing star? :S  crazy man say crazy tings.

2010-10-12 [Ultiem]: um

2010-10-12 [Ultiem]:

U MAD?

2010-10-13 [drakkar]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/4466/1287006877.jpg>

2010-10-14 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Who would deny a dancing star the right of birth? Not I.

Which is why I'm somewhat infamous for speaking my mind, despite it not very often being a popular opinion, but rather a dissenting one, thus creating minimal chaos (whether intentional or not) - or, as others might say, LOLDRAMA.

You know you love it. 

2010-10-14 [drakkar]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/4466/1287094091.jpg>

2010-11-08 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Thank you for that contribution. 

2010-11-09 [drakkar]: no prob

2010-11-09 [Taboo_Girl]: I just find people who try to sound all sophisticated to attempt to make others sound stupid is irritating... No offense to anyone, but if i have to pretend im in my literature class... I dont wanna read anyones insults or arguments. LOL

2010-11-09 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Then don't. 

No one says you have to read it if you think you're above it.

Besides, that was over two months ago - those insults/arguments have been settled and moved on from by now...except for those who feel the need to say something and call attention to it again by telling everyone on the wiki how they don't want to read it. e_e

2010-11-09 [Taboo_Girl]: Aww and arent you such a sweetheart.

2010-11-09 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Yes, I am, thank you.

2010-12-06 [-----]: Wow. Trolls. Haha.

2010-12-07 [Taboo_Girl]: LOL

2011-01-05 [Killopkie]: <img:http://fake.swedma.com/stuff/whatsthis23.gif>
:>

2011-07-02 [*ANG£L*]: That is one amazing .gif!

2011-07-03 [drakkar]: Damn that was practically a short film xD

2011-09-20 [Bat Zaddy]: So, when is someone gonna nominate someone and make this a contest!? :D Hahahaha.

2011-10-07 [*ANG£L*]: I wonder the same with alot of the contests on here

2011-11-08 [Echo]: Little updates... View the new rules: You no longer need to be a forum member to nominate and if you won this award before you may be nominated again after three months.

2012-06-06 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Finally. Those rules were stupid and they sucked to the point of needing to be relaxed enough to make it more user-friendly. Now maybe we can actually get some new people to participate.

2012-06-20 [Bat Zaddy]: Awesome, awesome. New nominations! :)

2012-06-22 [D.K. Moubitt]: Polls are open. Let the voting begin.

2012-06-22 [Nekko Fox]: Totally voted for Sinner. I would snuggle all up against him naked if given half a chance.

2012-06-22 [D.K. Moubitt]: I think we all would. He is pretty sexy isn't he?

2012-06-22 [Nekko Fox]: SUPAH sexy.

2012-06-22 [D.K. Moubitt]: Agreed. Though, the other two are as well. I dunno. I'm biased. [Quid] is my best friend so yeah.

2012-06-23 [Loki]: im posting this on here for every one 2 read http://fake.swedma.com/wiki.html?name=Fake%20Awards%20Rules

2012-07-13 [Bat Zaddy]: Due to the use of the clone house ([NmyID]), the nominations for [Wynter] have been removed, and he has been added to the Awards Blacklist

2012-07-14 [Wynter]: Can you prove it's a clone house? Otherwise I'll contact Hedda and ask him what should be done.

2012-07-14 [Bat Zaddy]: Well, not taking into account that multiple people on this site have proof of you admitting to various people that [NmyID] is also your own account.
We as a Council came to this conclusion.

2012-07-14 [Wynter]: Ok well I'm calling bullshit because I don't even know [NmyID]. I'll do your job and contact [Virgin Slut]. Thanks!

2012-07-14 [Bat Zaddy]: Lying will get you nowhere, [Wynter], but do what you feel you need to do to get the attention that you want.

2012-07-14 [Wynter]: This is EXACTLY what [Kryslin] was talking about!

2012-07-14 [Bat Zaddy]: You can do what you feel you need to do at this point, if you think that we're being unfair in our decision, it's your right to appeal to someone with a higher privilege, such as [Virgin Slut].

2012-07-14 [Wynter]: You my friend will NEVER ban me, so move on.

2012-07-14 [Bat Zaddy]: Have a nice night! :)

2012-07-14 [Wynter]: You too! =)

2012-07-14 [Nekko Fox]: <img:stuff/aj/1005/1342284279.jpg>

2012-07-14 [Bat Zaddy]: True facts.

2012-07-14 [Loki]: <img:http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/21211776.jpg>

2012-07-18 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I wanna see the blacklist.

2012-07-18 [D.K. Moubitt]: it says access denied

2012-07-18 [Deleted user]: Indeed out of curiousity I tried and got denied

2012-07-18 [Bat Zaddy]: Ahhh, it's part of the forum thing.

2012-07-18 [D.K. Moubitt]: I don't even have access to it love

2012-07-18 [Bat Zaddy]: The old forum.

2012-07-18 [D.K. Moubitt]: Ah, gotcha. Yeah Ultiem would have to grant access wouldn't he?

2012-07-18 [Bat Zaddy]: Actually [Doll] is in charge of it, haha.

2012-07-18 [D.K. Moubitt]: Oh, that makes sense. I used to be on it, dunno why I am not now.

2012-07-18 [Bat Zaddy]: The forum for this page is for the old awards crew.

2012-07-18 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I also love it without being able to see it...but I WANNA SEE!!! Let me in. Please.

2012-07-18 [D.K. Moubitt]: Yeah I know, I was on it back in 2009 when this site was way more active. But then I disappeared for a while and came back and I couldn't access it anymore.

And if [Doll] is in charge of it, only she can add you.

2012-07-18 [Loki]: umm guys i can fix this where anyone can see it i think just tell me where to go

2012-07-21 [Tr!X*]: i'll go ask her now.

2012-07-25 [Toravisu]: Whoa I didnt even know I was nominated, till I noticed the badge saying 3rd place Lol. interesting. I'll have to see who nominated me lol.

2012-07-25 [Tr!X*]: 3 and 4 need to be sorted out. .winter can obviously only have one application.

2012-07-26 [Loki]: the [Wynter] clones have been taken care of and removed from all wikis and have been added to Awards Blacklist

2013-01-21 Carmen: Yay!! congrats!! I found you from SITS but I didn't know annyoe on that list until now!! I'm up in the fertility blog category! I'm flattered too! haha!!You are a BEAUTIFUL woman and your son is gorgeous! I bet I could learn a lot from a woman like you!Do yo thang girl!

2013-01-22 [Tr!X*]: .... o.O?

2013-01-22 [Loki]: Thats what I say

2013-01-22 [Bat Zaddy]: o.O

2013-01-22 [Loki]: Are they talking about you [Tr!X*]

2013-07-26 [Tr!X*]: I have no idea...

2013-07-27 [Bat Zaddy]: Six months later... >_>

2013-07-28 [Loki]: Lol

2013-10-09 [Yoo]: I'm interested in competing next time!

2013-10-09 [Bat Zaddy]: Get someone to nominate you!
As soon as there are enough nominee's it'll be up and running (at the end of that month)

2013-10-09 [Yoo]: Okay. Thanks.

2013-10-10 [Taboo_Girl]: I need a nomination...

2013-10-12 [Loki]: I can if you would like?

2013-11-09 [Caramela]: I would resize that Ashes :/

2013-11-09 [NerdyGothCurves]: Idk how [Caramela]

2013-11-09 [Loki]: Took care of it.. When a image is uploaded like that it will have like a 500 just change it to like 200

2013-11-09 [NerdyGothCurves]: oh those lil tabs at the bottom?

2013-11-10 [Loki]: It will say <img500 or something before the picture <*img500:stuff/aj/70/1384049505.jpg*> like that just change the 500 to whatever you want to change it to

2013-11-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: ahhhh ok now i dnt feel left out lol

2013-11-10 [Caramela]: Aww what happened?!

2013-11-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: What do u mean? His pic?

2013-11-10 [Caramela]: Yeah ;/

2013-11-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: oh i broke up with him last night n blocked him so he got pissed n emptied his whole profile and his pic off here

2013-11-11 [Caramela]: Good grief, should I say sorry? >.>.

2013-11-11 [NerdyGothCurves]: nah dnt worry bout it. he chose to so meh. i think i he had a chance here.

2013-11-11 [Caramela]: Oh he definitely did XD, his LOSS!

2013-11-11 [NerdyGothCurves]: lol ya pretty much lol

2013-11-19 [NerdyGothCurves]: heehee [Caramela] i got his ass back on ;)

2013-12-11 [NerdyGothCurves]: so when is this poll gonna happen?

2015-07-17 [DarkWolf69]: some one should nominate me lol

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